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	Date/Time	Made By	Edit Note	Type	Scope
	Apr 27 2009, 7:14 PM EDT	daffy25		edit	22 words added 21 words deleted
Change: eye patch and buy some popcorn. When your in the theater, ask everyone around you in a sinister voice(and a British accent) "Would you... would like View changes from previous version. (Word count: 7130)
	Apr 17 2009, 11:32 AM EDT	theotherbandgeek		edit	326 words added
Change: 3 guys all go to heaven, and they are just chillin just happy to be in the good graces of God, and are waiting to View changes from previous version. (Word count: 7121)
	Feb 28 2009, 12:13 PM EST	daffy25		edit	2726 words added
Change: 38. Bring in a few expensive looking text books and a notebook labeled "future Nobel prize work". Take it out into the pool with you View changes from previous version. (Word count: 6797)
	Feb 21 2009, 11:27 AM EST	daffy25		edit	121 words added
Change: A mother superior called 3 nuns and asked them to do a sin or something wrongThen a little later, one came back and was crying"Why? What did you do?" asked the mother superior"I picked flowers in the garden.""Ok your sins are forgiven, View changes from previous version. (Word count: 4022)
	Jan 31 2009, 10:17 PM EST	daffy25		edit	1 widget added
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 3901)
	Jan 21 2009, 6:54 PM EST	daffy25		edit
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 3901)
	Dec 23 2008, 5:57 PM EST	daffy25		edit	21 words deleted
Change: (Color Jonas brothers game. Havent turned into link yet, so u have to type the whole thing in. Sorry!)2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3901)
	Dec 23 2008, 3:42 PM EST	HylanHero		edit	19 words added
Change: (Color Jonas brothers game. Havent turned into link yet, so u have to type the whole thing in. Sorry!)2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3945)
	Dec 23 2008, 3:41 PM EST	HylanHero		edit	2 words added
Change: http://ad.103092804.com/click,AAAAAMiGBwAVGxUAwVkGAAIAAAAAAP8AAAADDwIACgKqwgkAq3sJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACJMUUkAAAAA,,http%3A%2F%2Fads.admanage.com%2Fservlet%2Fajrotator%2F140%2F0%2Fvh%3Fajecscp%3D1230064672910%26z%3Dadm%26ch%3D138%26dim%3D76,2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.5. Please excuse View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3926)
	Dec 17 2008, 5:48 PM EST	daffy25	Rename	rename	No content added or deleted.
Change: Renamed from jokes by daffy25 Dec 17 2008, 5:48 PM EST for: Rename
	Aug 28 2008, 6:12 PM EDT	daffy25		edit	407 words added
Change: 14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion. 15. Drive through with someone View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3901)
	Aug 28 2008, 6:06 PM EDT	daffy25		edit	1060 words added
Change: 39. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3482)
	Aug 28 2008, 5:54 PM EDT	daffy25		edit	549 words added
Change: 4. Play hide-and-seek Mall edition. Get two of your friends and make sure everyone has cell phones. Have one person hide and then have the View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2400)
	Aug 28 2008, 5:51 PM EDT	daffy25		edit	691 words added
Change: 17. Get a cell phone and put the volume all the way up. Get the ringtone from the series 24 if possible. If you can't View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1837)
	Aug 24 2008, 7:13 PM EDT	daffy25		edit	3 words added
Change: Funny Doctor's notes.1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1130)
	Aug 20 2008, 6:56 PM EDT	daffy25		edit	272 words added
Change: 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1126)
	Jun 13 2008, 12:27 PM EDT	daffy25		edit	73 words added
Change: George W. Bush is sitting in the White House kitchen putting together a puzzle and having a very difficult time of it. The first lady View changes from previous version. (Word count: 848)
	Jun 13 2008, 12:23 PM EDT	daffy25		edit
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 772)
	Jun 13 2008, 12:23 PM EDT	daffy25		edit	2 words deleted
Change: jio joke- I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking....Scared the heck out of me. So thats it! After today no more reading.$5 Worth of Gas I went into the gas station today andasked for five dollars worth of gas..... The clerk farted View changes from previous version. (Word count: 772)
	Jun 13 2008, 12:20 PM EDT	daffy25		edit	3 words added 2 words deleted
Change: the craps.12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.15. I kept Billie home because View changes from previous version. (Word count: 774)